Say What?

Found this amazing sentence in an email I received this afternoon:

The Ohio State Alumni Club of Atlanta invites you to see the home of our new football game watch parties at a preseason kickoff party. Renew your club membership for the 2012-13 year and enjoy free food and beverages at a reduced price.

That’s great news. I didn’t know how much longer I was going to be able to afford free food and beverages.